Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

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Everybody Wants To Rule The World
Lorde/Pure Heroine - EP

reserve:

holy shitballs

(Source: audio-trip, via schwimmkerze)

garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

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folieassdeux:

tivadoubled:

doggedlyjohn:

THIS IS HOW HER HAIR SHOULD HAVE LOOKED THE WHOLE TIME THOUGH

she probably used magic to hold it in place

but in the goblet of fire she explained that she used a potion to straighten it out and make it more manageable, but that it was too much bother to do it everyday

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